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Bula vine de la scoala si spune:
– Tata, am luat nota 4 la matematica!
– Esti pedepsit o saptamana, se infurie tatal.
A doua zi:
– Am luat nota 4 la romana!
– Esti pedepsit inca o saptamana, spuse tatal.
A treia zi:
– Am luat nota 10 la muzica!
– Cum? Inca doua saptamani de pedeapsa!
– Dar de ce, pentru ca am luat 10?
– Da! Dupa ce ca nu inveti, iti mai arde si de cantat!
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