Tudor Musatescu a realizat un dictionar umoristic al limbii romane, iar noi va vom prezenta astazi cateva fragmente din el:
Amor: maladie care te tranteste, sanatos, la pat.
Bis: un cuvant care nu mai are niciun sens pentru barbatii care au trecut de 50 de ani.
Cerb: unul fericit ca e incornorat.
Decolteu: aeroport pentru aterizarea privirilor si decolarea dorintelor.
Est: cel mai rasarit dintre punctele cardinale.
Gaga: filozof roman profund, dar adanc.
Harem: visul sotului dupa ce s-a certat cu nevasta si doarme pe canapeaua din sufragerie.
Infidela: cea fidela altuia.
Justitie: oarba care vede ce face.
Lauza: femeie mai usoara cu noua luni.
Mireasa: alba care iti face zile negre.
Nevasta: persoana care te incanta o luna si te descanta toata viata.
Omida: fluture casatorit.
Prostie: creieri cu intermediari exclusi.
Ramolit: barbat care se gandeste la femei, numai pentru a se razgandi.
Soti: condamnati la somn comun, dar la visuri separate.
Tact: ceea ce trebuie sa ai ca sa nu strici ritmul in casnicie.
Usturoi: cresa de catei.
Vis: viata de rezerva.
X: Eternul necunoscut.
Y: Prastia alfabetului.
Zvon: stire in nestire.
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